Do You Know Who My Girlfriend Is?

By classroomsnippets

Yesterday towards the end of a class we were cleaning up and a little second grader turned to me and said to me “Do you know who my girlfriend is?” Never sure how to handle these things I just said “No” and went to move on to the next thing.

Now this little boy is super smart, has a ton of personality, and just enough spunk that I like him. I am not a big fan of the angels. Plus the fact that the best looking staff member in our school (IMO) is an aide in his room I was fearful he might say her and I would slip and say something like “Good job”, or “Lucky guy”, or “Damn I’m jealous.”

So a few minutes later we are lined up and he says his girl friend is Gabrielle from High School Musical and he dreams about her. I never saw it but I know it is super popular with the kidd. I looked it up tonight and found a picture of her and when I clicked on images I found a nude photo of her.

All I can say is “Damn kid you have good taste and I am going to have dreams about her as well tonight.” They may be different than his dreams but they will be dreams nevertheless. Oh and yes I checked her age, I am a pervert but not sick for having those thoughts she is almost 20.

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